Beauty and the beast

The pic says it all.

This pic was taken by one of my colleagues in OU. In the first look, I could not find the villain in this pic. Really beautiful.

Song of the week: Tum Mile – Javed Ali. (playing it in an infinite playlist)

कागज़ की दुनिया

For some reason, I was forced to imagine a world without paper and I came to a realization that  it was impossible. Wherever you go you always find a piece of paper in one sq. meter of your surroundings. It may be in the form of money or any document or any bill or even as a warranty card.

I was sitting idle at home, not knowing what to do and came up with this poem.

बचपन मे कागज़ की बनाते थे नय्या ..
आज उसी कागज़ पर दुनिया करती ता-ता थैय्या ..
कागज़ की कश्ती तो फिर भी तैर जाती थी ..
पर ज़िन्दगी की नाव को कैसे संभाले ..
ओ उपरवाले.. इस कागज़ की दुनिया से मुझे बचाले..

इस कागज़ पे प्यार का इकरार इसी कागज़ पे शादी..
इसी कागज़ की वजह से तकरार और इसी कागज़ पे बर्बादी..
अब तो चैन, सुकून, शांति, ख़ुशी सब चले गए..
इस कागज़ के चक्कर में फँस गए जाने कितने दिलवाले
हे भगवान.. इस कागज़ की दुनिया से मुझे बचाले..

इन कागज़ के टुकडों पर विश्वास करती ये दुनिया..
इस अंगूठे को मेरी पेहचान कहती ये दुनिया..
कागज़(bible/geeta) पर हाथ रख कर कसम भी खिलवाती..
आँखों पर पट्टी बांधते है खुद इन्साफ करने वाले..
हे भगवान .. इस कागज़ की दुनिया से मुझे बचाले.

कागज़ से ज्यादा उपयोगी वास्तु ना कभी बनी थी ना कभी बनेगी..
हरी पत्ती देख कर दुनिया की हर हसीना तेरे जाल में फसेगी ..
ग़र जीना चाहता है राजेशाही ज़िन्दगी तू,
तो इस कागज़ की तू फैक्ट्री बनाले..
हे ऊपरवाले.. इस कागज़ की दुनिया से मुझे बचाले..

न पापा न मम्मी न मुन्ना ना मुनिया ..
न हीरो न ज़ीरो न वीरों की दुनिया ..
है ये कागज़ के भूखे फकीरों की दुनिया ..

Hope everyone likes it!

P.S.: My first poem!

Ticket to Bollywood

How can a girl get the ticket to Bollywood? I could think of the following 4 reasons, if there are any more please inform me.

1) If she is the daughter of some big personality (like Sonam Kapoor, Deepika Padukone, Twinkle Khanna etc etc)

2) OR if she has been promoted by some big star. (Like SRK promoted Deepika, Farhan promoted Prachi Desai etc etc)
3) OR she has to go to Tollywood, earn a good name there and return to bollywood.(like Genelia and also Hanssika Motwani)

4) OR she has to do a movie with IMRAN HASHMI and in this case there is atleast one bed scene with a superhit song in the background.(like Geeta Basra, Sayali Bhagat, Sonnel Chauhan etc etc)

PS1 : Rock on Rockssss

PS2 : Thanks to bloggers day, I started blogging again

Bloggers Day and internet !!!

After coming from barcamp, someone told me that the blogroll is being flooded with new posts. So with a lot of enthusiasm I opened the blogroll page and started opening all the blogs in new tabs. Voila !! This is what I found.

Welcome to IIIT-H

PS : Barcamp sucked big time. But at the end of the day, I got a T-Shirt

puzzle1

Consider this situation:

A man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a drink of water. The bartender pulls out a gun, points it at the man, and cocks it. The man says “Thank you” and leaves. What happened?

Hints:

1. Could the bartender hear him? ( Yes )
2. Was the bartender angry for some reason? ( No )
3. Was the gun a water pistol? ( No )
4. Did they know each other from before? ( No )
5. Was the man’s “Thank you” sarcastic? ( No )
6. Did the man ask for water in an offensive way? ( No )
7. Did the man ask for water in some strange way? ( Yes )

What are the possible answers you can think of?

PS0: Feels good to write a blog after a verrrrrrrrrrrrrry long time.

PS1: No use of googling it, I found it in a book

PS2: The solution will be posted in next post, in case nobody finds it out.

Chindi chor

Yesterday in the canteen we’re discussing about the spiderman movie and everyone out there wanted to see spiderman in BHOJPURI and some people wanted a TELUGU version of spidey and then suddenly Bhargav suggested why shouldn’t we try out for an Hyderabaadi Hindi version of Spiderman. Everyone liked the idea and started writing/discussing about the dialogues. And the outcome was as follows :

• Scene 1 : There’s fire in a building in the city and spiderman goes over there to save a baby who is in there. But when he enters there he’s shocked to see Green Goblin. and the dialogue goes like this.

Spiderman : “iski maa ki … bachchaa samajh ke aaya to ye bhadc*w mila kyaa re …(kyaa gdu kismat hai re meri )”

Green Goblin : ” aaj to tu mere haath se nahi bachengaa beta ..dekhlena ” and he throws those balls at him

Spiderman : “amma bachgayaa !!! abba bach gayaa !!! amma bach gaya !!! kyaa re golle fekh ke maardetaa samajhraa ….main kyaa tereku ch**ya nazar aa roon …”
Green Goblin : “aaa .. inhe kaise bach gayaa re …”

• Scene 2 : When Spiderman is crawling on the ceiling of his room and Norman enters. And then suddenly a drop of blood falls down from the cut on his arm and then spiderman says to himself “iski maa ki .. iss boond ku bhi abhich girna tha kyaa …”

• Scene 3: When Green Goblin leaves Mary Jane and the trolley ….

Green Goblin : “aaja ab dekhinge tu kisku bachaaengaa ….begum ko ki bachoon ko …hahahahah” and leaves both of them.

And finally they come to know that our celebrity Mr. Spiderman is a Chindi Chor and has made his costumes out of his GREAT CHINDI COLLECTION

PS 0: Bhargava mama … u rock !!!

PS 1 : Sharat’s fav line added !!!

In case of any lingo doubts .. contact

Chand or Maruti

Purely on request ..:P

I’m writing this post only and only on request of two of my good, big friends viz Haati and Ghoda (Shrikanth) . Dunno why but these guys have gone mad over some thing called TAGGING phenomenon. Asked me to write a post as soon as possible without much thinking.

So here I go (without much thinking .. ) :

I dream of a Jeannie :

1. I wish I had a bike on which I could ride away with most of the (obviously more than one) stunning beauties sitting behind me … hugging tightly.
2. I wish I get a role in the Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows movie as Hermoine Granger’s Boyfriend (or wud be)
3. I wish some profs here would be more generous and give good grades to dear students … (no mention of the names please)
4. I wish I were the greatest person on the net.
5. and last but not the least I wish Piyush wouldn’t have tagged me.