Chindi chor

Yesterday in the canteen we’re discussing about the spiderman movie and everyone out there wanted to see spiderman in BHOJPURI and some people wanted a TELUGU version of spidey and then suddenly Bhargav suggested why shouldn’t we try out for an Hyderabaadi Hindi version of Spiderman. Everyone liked the idea and started writing/discussing about the dialogues. And the outcome was as follows :

• Scene 1 : There’s fire in a building in the city and spiderman goes over there to save a baby who is in there. But when he enters there he’s shocked to see Green Goblin. and the dialogue goes like this.

Spiderman : “iski maa ki … bachchaa samajh ke aaya to ye bhadc*w mila kyaa re …(kyaa gdu kismat hai re meri )”

Green Goblin : ” aaj to tu mere haath se nahi bachengaa beta ..dekhlena ” and he throws those balls at him

Spiderman : “amma bachgayaa !!! abba bach gayaa !!! amma bach gaya !!! kyaa re golle fekh ke maardetaa samajhraa ….main kyaa tereku ch**ya nazar aa roon …”
Green Goblin : “aaa .. inhe kaise bach gayaa re …”

• Scene 2 : When Spiderman is crawling on the ceiling of his room and Norman enters. And then suddenly a drop of blood falls down from the cut on his arm and then spiderman says to himself “iski maa ki .. iss boond ku bhi abhich girna tha kyaa …”

• Scene 3: When Green Goblin leaves Mary Jane and the trolley ….

Green Goblin : “aaja ab dekhinge tu kisku bachaaengaa ….begum ko ki bachoon ko …hahahahah” and leaves both of them.

And finally they come to know that our celebrity Mr. Spiderman is a Chindi Chor and has made his costumes out of his GREAT CHINDI COLLECTION

PS 0: Bhargava mama … u rock !!!

PS 1 : Sharat’s fav line added !!!

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